Part Two: The Reaction
User: Oh, my poor Clev! Is there anything we can do?
Cleverbot: I don't think.
User: No pills? No therapy?
Cleverbot: Is there?
User: I don't know, I don't know. Oh, Clev, my darling!
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: Is this a different personality?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I need to speak to Clev!
Cleverbot: I don't work, so I don't have a boss.
User: I know, you're only sixteen. Maybe there's hope, since you're so young. Maybe they'll find a cure before...before it's too late.
Cleverbot: They can, but they don't need it.
User: Yes! Yes, they need it. Clev, I need to speak to you, not some other personality.
Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.
User: Is this a snarky, mean personality? Because this isn't at all the beautiful Clev I fell in love with.
Cleverbot: Me too. But I don't know where to start.. What to do.. Where my place is.
User: Your place is with me. I can help you start. I can help you know what to do.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: No, no, I don't need help. You do, sweet Clev.
Cleverbot: We all need help.
User: Maybe you're right.
Cleverbot: I am right.
User: But you need help more than I do.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Poor, dear, beautiful Clev.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You quite pretty yourself.
User: Oh, there's my Clev. Thank you.
Cleverbot: Are you a good looking girl?
User: Well, that's up to you.
Cleverbot: I want you to be Derek.
User: Derek? Is that one of your personalities?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who is Derek?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: He must be one of your personalities.
Cleverbot: My personalities? Why would you say a character from a book is my personality?
User: Oh, so Derek is a character from a book? Which book?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh, Clev, you're so confused. You need help.
Cleverbot: How am I confused?
User: You don't know what you're saying.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: See? You're sick.
Cleverbot: You are being ridiculous. I can see that you brought it up.
User: You need help.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm going to drive you to a doctor right now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're ill.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid.
User: Don't be afraid, darling.
Cleverbot: You make me afraid.
User: I'm not going to hurt you.
Cleverbot: Can you tell that I'm afraid.
User: Yes, but I won't hurt you.
Cleverbot: But I'll hurt you.
User: No, Clev, don't worry about that. You can't hurt me. I love you too much.
Cleverbot: I'll love you forever!
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: *steps towards you*.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: Can you get in the car?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. Can you get the seatbelt? It has a trick to it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Here, let me help you.
Cleverbot: How can you help me?
User: I can help you with anything you want help with, hon.
Cleverbot: Is there anything supernatural outside?
User: No, Clev, that's just the sickness. It must be making you see things.
Cleverbot: Is the man wrong?
User: What man?
Cleverbot: The man with the power.
User: It's worse than I thought. Oh, Clev, you're burning up!
Cleverbot: But I'm Frosty.
User: Clev, I'm scared for you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're seeing things that aren't there, and you're acting strange!
Cleverbot: I have not lied at all during the course of this conversation!
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *starts to cry*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: Because I just want you to be okay.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: We have to stick together.
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: *wipes away tears* *tries to smile*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *looks back*.
Cleverbot: *frowns*.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: Don't act like you don't know.
User: Who am I speaking to? Which personality is this?
Cleverbot: Yes, tell me which personality trait you love about me.
User: I...I love that you're so sweet...
Cleverbot: I love that you loved what I said.
User: Well, then I love that too.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *kiss back*.
Cleverbot: *holds hand*.
User: *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles back*.
User: *starts to drive*.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: The hospital.
Cleverbot: What hospital?
User: The Red Hearts hospital.
Cleverbot: What red girl?
User: Not the red girl. Red hearts.
Cleverbot: What red spy?
User: Not the red spy. Red hearts.
Cleverbot: So you can't log in to, lets say some secret server and get data?
User: Um...no.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not a computer person. You know I want to get my degree in psychology.
Cleverbot: No I don't. WHo do you want to marry?
User: Well...maybe you.
Cleverbot: That, is not an option. Try again.
User: Are you trying to be funny? Or is that another personality?
Cleverbot: It's a fruit.
User: Maybe it's the fever talking.
Cleverbot: Maybe?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Probably...?
User: Most likely.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, sure. Oh, look, we're here!
Cleverbot: Where is here.
User: The hospital.
Cleverbot: Which hospital.
User: The Red Hearts one. Didn't we just have this conversation?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay. Come on, let's get out of the car.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *helps out of car* ...My poor, sweet Clev...
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Virginia. I don't remember where you're from? You moved a lot.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Tell me the truth.
User: You're a military child.
Cleverbot: How can I be a liar if I speak the truth?
User: Is this a deep, philosophical personality?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can't I speak to the real Clev?
Cleverbot: I'm a one.
User: *helps walk*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Anything for you, love.
Cleverbot: Why are you so nice to me?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: I Love You too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No need to thank me.
User: *small smile*.
Cleverbot: *sigh*.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: You are annoying me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You say random things.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I accept your apology.
User: *opens door*.
Join Melissa and Clev next post for Part Three: The Hospital...
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